You heard it go. One clean sound from the other room, then nothing. By the time you got there the soil was across the floor, the pot was on its side, and the cat was sitting a respectful distance away with the composure of a witness who intends to be helpful but has very little to offer.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: a 6.1-ounce, garment-dyed heavyweight that shows up soft, fits relaxed and boxy, and fades like a favorite because it basically ships as one. The plate prints aged and softly broken at the edges, less ink and softer hand than a solid block.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit, drop shoulder
• Aged plate print – worn edges, soft hand
• Printed to order in the US

It fell. It fell by itself. The paw was nowhere near it and the eye contact you are getting is steady, unbothered, and entirely unrepentant.