You bought the thing. You unwrapped the thing. The cat has been sitting in the box for an hour with the expression of an animal whose position has finally been vindicated. The thing is still on the counter. Nobody has looked at it.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: a 6.1-ounce, garment-dyed heavyweight that shows up soft, fits relaxed and boxy, and fades like a favorite because it basically ships as one. The type prints worn and broken-in, less ink and softer hand than a solid block.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit, drop shoulder
• Worn, distressed type with a soft, broken-in hand
• Printed to order in the US

Next time, save the money and keep the packaging. You know this. You will buy the thing anyway.