Everything is folded in. The paws have gone somewhere underneath. The tail has come round and closed the circuit. This shape takes a cat a while to arrive at and it is not coming back today if you break it, so whatever is under there – your book, your keys, your leg – is out of service until further notice.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: a 6.1-ounce, garment-dyed heavyweight that shows up soft, fits relaxed and boxy, and fades like a favorite because it basically ships as one. The plate prints aged and distressed, the way a sign looks after a few winters.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit, drop shoulder
• Aged plate print – worn edges, soft hand
• Printed to order in the US

Sit down. Look at it. That is the correct response.