The heating comes on with a knock and a sigh, and within about ninety seconds there is a cat along the top of it, poured flat, one paw hanging off the end. This spot was settled in October. There is no appeal, no rota, and no point standing there with your cold hands out.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: a 6.1-ounce, garment-dyed heavyweight that shows up soft, fits relaxed and boxy, and fades like a favorite because it basically ships as one. The plate prints aged and distressed, the way a sign looks after a few winters.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit, drop shoulder
• Aged plate print – worn edges, soft hand
• Printed to order in the US

You could move her. You have never once moved her.