The slow blink is the closest thing cats have to a love letter, eyes half-closed, unhurried, offered only when you’ve earned it. This shirt is for the people who know to send it back.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: a 6.1-ounce, garment-dyed heavyweight that shows up soft, fits relaxed and boxy, and fades like a favorite because it basically ships as one. The badge goes on with a distressed finish, less ink, worn-in feel, no plastic chest plate.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit, drop shoulder
- Soft-hand distressed print
- Printed to order, never pulled off a shelf
If a cat has ever looked at you, closed its eyes, and decided you were safe, congratulations. You’re fluent.
Fit & sizing. True to size, so order the size you normally wear. The 1717 is cut boxy, not big: the same chest width as a standard heavyweight tee, a little shorter in the body. Between two sizes? Size up, you will want the length. 2XL adds $4, 3XL $7, 4XL $10.
Laid flat, chest width: S 18.25" · M 20.25" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" · 3XL 27.75" · 4XL 29.75". Length, shoulder to hem: S 26.6" · M 28" · L 29.4" · XL 30.75" · 2XL 31.6" · 3XL 32.5" · 4XL 33.5". Or go by your own chest: S 34-37" · M 38-41" · L 42-45" · XL 46-49" · 2XL 50-53" · 3XL 54-57" · 4XL 58-61".
Care. Garment dyed, so it was washed hot at the factory and has already done most of its shrinking. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it stays about the size on the chart. Hot water and a hot dryer take length, not width.
Made for you. Typically at your door within about a week. Tracking lands in your email the moment it ships.
