The slow blink is the closest thing cats have to a love letter — eyes half-closed, unhurried, offered only when you’ve earned it. This shirt is for the people who know to send it back.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: a 6.1-ounce, garment-dyed heavyweight that shows up soft, fits relaxed and boxy, and fades like a favorite because it basically ships as one. The badge goes on with a distressed finish — less ink, worn-in feel, no plastic chest plate.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit, drop shoulder
- Soft-hand distressed print
- Printed to order in the USA
If a cat has ever looked at you, closed its eyes, and decided you were safe — congratulations. You’re fluent.
Fit & sizing — the 1717 runs roomy: true to size for the boxy look, size down for a closer fit. 2XL adds $5, 3XL $9, 4XL $13.
Body width, laid flat: S 20" · M 22" · L 24" · XL 26" · 2XL 28" · 3XL 30" · 4XL 32". Length: S 27" through 4XL 33", one inch per size.
Made for you — printed to order and typically at your door within about a week. Tracking lands in your email the moment it ships.