Fluent in Slow Blink

Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink
Fluent in Slow Blink

Fluent in Slow Blink

$29.99

The slow blink is the closest thing cats have to a love letter — eyes half-closed, unhurried, offered only when you’ve earned it. This shirt is for the people who know to send it back.

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: a 6.1-ounce, garment-dyed heavyweight that shows up soft, fits relaxed and boxy, and fades like a favorite because it basically ships as one. The badge goes on with a distressed finish — less ink, worn-in feel, no plastic chest plate.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
  • Relaxed fit, drop shoulder
  • Soft-hand distressed print
  • Printed to order in the USA

If a cat has ever looked at you, closed its eyes, and decided you were safe — congratulations. You’re fluent.

Fit & sizing — the 1717 runs roomy: true to size for the boxy look, size down for a closer fit. 2XL adds $5, 3XL $9, 4XL $13.

Body width, laid flat: S 20" · M 22" · L 24" · XL 26" · 2XL 28" · 3XL 30" · 4XL 32". Length: S 27" through 4XL 33", one inch per size.

Made for you — printed to order and typically at your door within about a week. Tracking lands in your email the moment it ships.