You don’t join. You get selected, quietly, usually while you’re doing something else, by an animal that had already made up its mind. Dues are paid in floor space and dinner.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717: a 6.1-ounce, garment-dyed heavyweight that shows up soft, fits relaxed and boxy, and fades like a favorite because it basically ships as one. The badge prints distressed, less ink, worn-in feel, nothing stiff across the chest.
- 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit, drop shoulder
- Soft-hand distressed print
- Printed to order, never pulled off a shelf
The bad-luck story always had it backwards. The luck runs the other direction, and it chooses its own people.
Fit & sizing. True to size, so order the size you normally wear. The 1717 is cut boxy, not big: the same chest width as a standard heavyweight tee, a little shorter in the body. Between two sizes? Size up, you will want the length. 2XL adds $5, 3XL $9, 4XL $13.
Laid flat, chest width: S 18.25" · M 20.25" · L 22" · XL 24" · 2XL 26" · 3XL 27.75" · 4XL 29.75". Length, shoulder to hem: S 26.6" · M 28" · L 29.4" · XL 30.75" · 2XL 31.6" · 3XL 32.5" · 4XL 33.5". Or go by your own chest: S 34-37" · M 38-41" · L 42-45" · XL 46-49" · 2XL 50-53" · 3XL 54-57" · 4XL 58-61".
Care. Garment dyed, so it was washed hot at the factory and has already done most of its shrinking. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it stays about the size on the chart. Hot water and a hot dryer take length, not width.
Made for you. Typically at your door within about a week. Tracking lands in your email the moment it ships.
